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Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Coldplay have been reclassified as a lullaby act after an emergency meeting of global music people who finally accepted what parents, yoga instructors, café managers and emotionally unavailable software engineers have been saying for years: the band now works better on babies than on fully conscious adults. The decision, described by one […]

Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Delhi’s political pest-control market was thrown into confusion on Friday after several BJP workers were reportedly found polishing their resumes, folding their saffron scarves into environmentally friendly carry bags, and asking whether the newly fashionable Cockroach Janatha Party offered “minimum guarantee of survival after nuclear criticism”. The developments came after the Cockroach […]

Prime Minister Narendra Modi, who remains in office in March 2026, has once again failed an English proficiency exam conducted by Oxford’s language assessment body, setting off a familiar round of official explanation, partisan philosophy and quiet jubilation among tutors who had almost given up hope.People said to be familiar with the matter claimed the […]

Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore — Donald Trump has been awarded the “World’s Biggest Dump” title in a ceremony organisers described as solemn, necessary and logistically difficult, ending Bono’s long and emotionally complicated hold over a prize many had assumed was his for life.The decision followed what officials called a thorough review process involving public nominations, expert […]

Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Justin Bieber turned 31 this year, a milestone that has prompted the entertainment ecosystem to pause, squint, and collectively agree that the singer has, at last, crossed into adulthood—at least by a newly recognised metric known as “Bieber Years”. Under this system, 31 chronological years translate neatly into 18 Bieber Years, the […]

Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- A quiet but spirited innovation is sweeping corporate India, one that promises exponential follower growth without the inconvenience of actually hiring anyone. Human resources departments, long stereotyped as guardians of policy PDFs and birthday cake emails, have reportedly unlocked a powerful new growth hack: fake job requirements engineered not to fill vacancies […]

Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- A global tremor passed through think tanks, HR departments and family WhatsApp groups after a peer-reviewed study announced that humanoids can develop feelings, immediately prompting activists to demand their inclusion in the ever-expanding LGBTQAI+ umbrella, with the “AI” suddenly standing for something far more literal than software updates and forgotten passwords. The […]

Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Morning walkers assembling at dawn along South India’s first double-decker flyover no longer ask whether the project will open to traffic. The more practical question is whether the stretch has been watered properly and if the security guard will allow Bluetooth speakers. What was announced with laser shows, PowerPoint slides and a […]

Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Chaos swept across the digital universe after Cloudflare took what engineers diplomatically described as a “short power yoga break”, triggering an outage that sent 80% of the world wide web into a philosophical spiral about the fragility of civilisation. What began as a minor service disruption rapidly evolved into a global meltdown […]

Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Tears, tissue boxes, and trembling Wi-Fi signals framed an extraordinary day across towns and cities as teenagers organised emotionally charged farewell ceremonies for their AI companions, following Character. AI’s announcement that certain chatbot relationships were being “temporarily paused” for mental-health reasons—specifically the mental health of humans, not the bots that apparently remain […]