Be hard to pick the reliable one.
Actually, maybe reliable should be spelled re-lie-able when it comes to the media. The job only requires the ability to pick up the smallest, most insignificant item and puff it into major headlines. Air 5 of them and insert 4 minute ad spreads between them and you have a half-hour news program. Ta-Daaah.
Then the next day you get to repeat some of it, which is like trying to make a 2-day old doughnut look fresh. Bah-Dah-Bum
