– Talk about big cheques: –
An office worker opened his pay envelope to find his cheque was short $100. He called the accounting department to voice his complaint.
“You’re right, we made a mistake,” said the clerk, “but last week we overpaid you $100 and we didn’t hear you complaining then.”
“Look,” said the man, “I can overlook one mistake. But come on eh, two weeks in a row ?!?”