Sexy Amber. Bombshell. Mademoiselle. With perfumes like these, you can smell like anything you want.
And if you’re Ivanka Trump, you can smell “Complicit.”
Statuesque blonde host Scarlett Johansson was a dead ringer for statuesque blonde first daughter Trump in Saturday Night Live‘s spoof perfume ad, which featured Johansson walking through a gilded room with a gaggle of women admiring her — at first.
“A woman like her deserves a fragrance all her own,” the seductive voiceover says. “Because she’s beautiful. She’s powerful. She’s…’Complicit.'”
“She’s a woman who knows what she wants. And knows what she’s doing,” the ad continues.
Those admiring faces turn to ones of consternation and judgment, as they begin to consider Ivanka Trump’s role in her dad’s administration.
“She doesn’t crave the spotlight, but we see her. Oh, how we see her.”
Ivanka says she’s an advocate and a champion of women’s rights, “But, like, how?”
And to fully drive in the picture of a heartless, anti-feminist villain, Aidy Bryant and her gal pals giggle behind her back: “When she watches Titanic she thinks she’s Rose. Sorry girl, you’re Billy Zane.”
“The fragrance for the woman who could stop all this — but won’t.”