I seriously believe the “fashion industry” is a secret clique that meets annually to spin giant spinner wheels with labels:
higher socksshorter skirtsfaux uglyfaux chicstupid flaresholey sweatersoverblouses that won’t buttonno hats again this yearyet another name for parachute pantsskirts too tight for real people to wearnew names for the word “ensemble”dresses that look like coverallsshoes, shoes, shoes, shoes (that don’t fit the human foot)…
