Dogs, ranked

By Chloe Bryan, Tricia Gilbride, and Laura Vitto2017-04-23 13:09:48 UTC

All dogs are good, but some dogs are the best.

Using a unique and complex algorithm that we cannot disclose (just kidding, we picked 50 dogs from the American Kennel Club website, gave each a score out of 10, then argued with each other in the case of a tie), we have ranked 50 good dog breeds from fiftieth-best to first-best.

You may disagree with these rankings, and that’s okay. It’s subjective! But you have to admit that rating dogs is no easy feat — especially when they all deserve 12/10.

And, remember: if you’d like to adopt a dog, be sure to check out your local shelter first. The pups there might not be purebred, but they are good as hell and they are ready to meet you.

Now, our ranking:

50. Brussels Griffon

Like the sprout, but cuter.

49. Doberman Pinscher

NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 17: A Doberman Pinscher walks during the Working Group round of the Westminster Kennel Club dog show on February 17, 2015 in New York City. The show, which is in its 139th year and is called the second-longest continuously running sporting event in the United States, includes 192 dog breeds and draws nearly 3,000 global competitors. This year's event began on Monday and will conclude with the awarding of 'Best In Show' on Tuesday night. (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images)

Those ears are an architectural masterpiece.

48. Chinese Crested

PETALUMA, CA - JUNE 23: The 2006 World's Ugliest Dog, Archie, a Chinese Crested is seen during the 18th annual World's Ugliest Dog competition June 23, 2006 at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Petaluma, California. Heather Peoples of Phoenix, Arizona and her dog Archie took home a $1,000 dollar prize for winning this years contest. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

Ugly, but consistently owns it.

47. Yorkshire Terrier

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 10: Abfab, a two-year-old Yorkshire Terrier, poses for a photograph on the second day of Crufts Dog Show at the NEC Arena on March 10, 2017 in Birmingham, England. First held in 1891, Crufts is said to be the largest show of its kind in the world. The annual four-day event features thousands of dogs, with competitors travelling from countries across the globe to take part and vie for the coveted title of 'Best in Show'. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

Great at eye contact.

46. Jack Russell Terrier

VINCENNES, FRANCE - APRIL 19: Jack Russell 'Flag' (R) and '"Dolche' rest on their beds in their hotel room at Actuel Dogs on April 19, 2011 in Vincennes, France. Opened in November 2010 by Devi and Stan Burun, Actuel Dogs is a five-star luxury hotel for dogs with four single rooms and two suites. With the aim of meeting the dogs' needs, the hotel offers activities including doggy walks, doggy rando’(hiking), doggy jogs, doggy velo’(running next to a bike) and other services such as dog massage. The hotel also caters to the needs of people living in small appartments or who don't have the time to walk their dogs. (Photo by Franck Prevel/Getty Images)

If you say jump, it will say, “how high?” Just kidding. It is a dog.

45. Cocker Spaniel

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 12: Miami Ink, an American Cocker Spaniel, is awarded Best In Show on the final day of the Crufts Dog Show at the NEC Arena on March 12, 2017 in Birmingham, England. First held in 1891, Crufts is said to be the largest show of its kind in the world, the annual four-day event, features thousands of dogs, with competitors travelling from countries across the globe to take part and vie for the coveted title of 'Best in Show'. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

Poetry in motion.

44. Rottweiler

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 28: Ronnie, a male, seven-year-old Rottweiler, who is looking for a new home, sits for a portrait at Battersea Dogs and Cat's Home on December 28, 2016 in London, England. Ronnie came into the centre as a stray so little is know about his background. According to the centre, "This boy is a super affectionate and playful chap with so much potential in the right hands. He loves chasing tennis balls and is a big cuddle monster. This gentle giant adores people and could happily live with older teenagers. He loves to run around so he will need a private garden where he can stretch his legs". Battersea Dog's and Cats Home was founded 150 years ago and has rescued, reunited and rehomed over three million dogs and cats. The average stay for a dog is just 28 days although some stay much longer. Around 550 dogs and 200 cats are provided refuge by Battersea at any given time. (Photo by Dan Kitwood/Getty Images)

Nice guy, good attitude.

43. Bichon Frise

NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 13: A Bichon Frise is groomed backstage at the 141st Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, February 13, 2017 in New York City. There are 2874 dogs entered in this show with a total entry of 2908 in 200 different breeds or varieties, including 23 obedience entries. (Photo by Drew Angerer/Getty Images)

A small puff.

42. Springer Spaniel

NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 17: An English Springer Spaniel walks during the Sporting Group round of the Westminster Kennel Club dog show on February 17, 2015 in New York City. The show, which is in its 139th year and is called the second-longest continuously running sporting event in the United States, includes 192 dog breeds and draws nearly 3,000 global competitors. This year's event began on Monday and will conclude with the awarding of 'Best In Show' on Tuesday night. (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images)

A subtle fluff.

41. Boxer

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 11: A boxer dog looks out of its stall on the second day of the annual Crufts dog show at the National Exhibition Centre on March 11, 2011 in Birmingham, England. During this year's four-day competition nearly 22,000 dogs and their owners will vie for a variety of accolades, ultimately seeking the coveted 'Best In Show'. (Photo by Oli Scarff/Getty Images)

Emotive.

40. Beagle

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 13: A pair of Beagles rest on a bench on the final day of Crufts 2016 on March 13, 2016 in Birmingham, England. First held in 1891, Crufts is said to be the largest show of its kind in the world, the annual four-day event, features thousands of dogs, with competitors travelling from countries across the globe to take part and vie for the coveted title of 'Best in Show'. (Photo by Ben Pruchnie/Getty Images)

:’)

39. Pug

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 10: Agnes, a Pug bitch, poses for a photograph on the second day of Crufts Dog Show at the NEC Arena on March 10, 2017 in Birmingham, England. First held in 1891, Crufts is said to be the largest show of its kind in the world. The annual four-day event features thousands of dogs, with competitors travelling from countries across the globe to take part and vie for the coveted title of 'Best in Show'. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

A nice squish-nose.

38. Havanese

NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 14: A Havanese named Tafty is prepared for competition at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show at Madison Square Garden on February 14, 2011 in New York City. The show, one of the most prestigious dog shows in the world, is being held on February 14-15. Over 2,000 dogs will be competing in this year's show which will also include six new breeds to the competition. (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)

Not wearing a wig.

37. Staffordshire Bull Terrier

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 05: Ty, a Staffordshire Bull Terrier is dressed up as the character Superman on May 5, 2013 in London, England. Enthusiasts gathered at the Picture House in Stratford to parade their dogs dressed up as famous Sci-Fi characters as part a London-wide event called Sci-Fi London. (Photo by Jordan Mansfield/Getty Images)

Super sturdy.

36. Shetland Sheepdog

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 10: A Shetland Sheepdog is judged in the ring on day three of Crufts at the Birmingham NEC Arena on March 10, 2012 in Birmingham, England. During the annual four-day competition nearly 22,000 dogs and their owners will compete for a variety of accolades, ultimately seeking the coveted title of 'Best In Show'. (Photo by Dan Kitwood/Getty Images)

Nice posture.

35. Great Dane

NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 14: A Great Dane competes in the working category on the final night at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show at Madison Square Garden, February 14, 2017 in New York City. There are 2874 dogs entered in this show with a total entry of 2908 in 200 different breeds or varieties, including 23 obedience entries. (Photo by Drew Angerer/Getty Images)

A big one.

34. Italian Greyhound

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 10: An Italian greyhounds wear coats as they arrive on the second day of Crufts Dog Show at the NEC Arena on March 10, 2017 in Birmingham, England. First held in 1891, Crufts is said to be the largest show of its kind in the world, the annual four-day event, features thousands of dogs, with competitors travelling from countries across the globe to take part and vie for the coveted title of 'Best in Show'. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

A slender friend.

33. Bloodhound

NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 10: Flessner's International S'cess, a bloodhound, competes during the Westminster Dog Show on February 10, 2014 in New York City. The annual dog show showcases the best dogs from around world for the next two days in New York. (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images)

A handsome droop.

32. Rhodesian Ridgeback

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 09: A Rhodesian ridgeback looks out from its kennel as it waits to be taken to the show ring on the first day of Crufts Dog Show at the NEC Arena on March 09, 2017 in Birmingham, England. First held in 1891, Crufts is said to be the largest show of its kind in the world, the annual four-day event, features thousands of dogs, with competitors travelling from countries across the globe to take part and vie for the coveted title of 'Best in Show'. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

Very dignified.

31. Scottish Terrier

NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 16: Sadie, a Scottish Terrier, won Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show February 16, 2010 in New York City. The 134th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show is taking place at New York's Madison Square Garden, and dog breeders from around the country and world have flown in to take part. (Photo by Chris Hondros/Getty Images)

Looks great with or without a sweater.

30. Border Collie

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 06: A Border Collie jumps over a fence in the Rescue Dog Agility show in the main arena on the first day of Crufts dog show at the NEC on March 6, 2014 in Birmingham, England. Said to be the largest show of its kind in the world, the annual four-day event, features thousands of dogs, with competitors travelling from countries across the globe to take part. Crufts, which was first held in 1891 and sees thousands of dogs vie for the coveted title of 'Best in Show'. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

What a jump.

29. German Shepherd

NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 14: Rumor the German Shepherd poses for photos after winning Best In Show at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show at Madison Square Garden, February 14, 2017 in New York City. There are 2874 dogs entered in this show with a total entry of 2908 in 200 different breeds or varieties, including 23 obedience entries. (Photo by Drew Angerer/Getty Images)

Very alert.

28. Toy Poodle

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 10: Jackson, a 2-year-old Toy poodle dog, poses for a photograph on the second day of Crufts Dog Show at the NEC Arena on March 10, 2017 in Birmingham, England. First held in 1891, Crufts is said to be the largest show of its kind in the world. The annual four-day event features thousands of dogs, with competitors travelling from countries across the globe to take part and vie for the coveted title of 'Best in Show'. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

Fluff!

27. Portuguese Water Dog

WASHINGTON - AUGUST 02: The Obama family dog, a Portuguese water dog named Bo, trots across the South Lawn August 2, 2010 in Washington, DC. Bo was out for a walk before President Barack Obama left the White House to travel to Atlanta, Georgia, where he will address the Disabled American Veterans convention about the ongoing wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

The Obamas’ dog!

26. Pekingese

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 06: A Pekingese waits for judging on day two of the annual Crufts dog show at the National Exhibition Centre on March 6, 2009 in Birmingham, England. During this year's four-day competition nearly 23,000 dogs and their owners will vie for a variety of accolades but ultimately seeking the coveted 'Best In Show'. Amid controversy over the breeding and welfare of dogs the main sponsors Pedigree and the BBC have this year dropped out of the world's biggest dog show. (Photo by Christopher Furlong/Getty Images)

Wise, but chill about it.

25. Chihuahua

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 08: A woman holds the tail of her Chihuahua on the fourth and final day of Crufts dog show at the National Exhibition Centre on March 8, 2015 in Birmingham, England. First held in 1891, Crufts is said to be the largest show of its kind in the world. The annual four-day event, features thousands of dogs, with competitors travelling from countries across the globe to take part and vie for the coveted title of 'Best in Show'. (Photo by Carl Court/Getty Images)

Relatable.

24. French Bulldog

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 10: Freddie, a two-year-old French bulldog dog, poses for a photograph on the second day of Crufts Dog Show at the NEC Arena on March 10, 2017 in Birmingham, England. First held in 1891, Crufts is said to be the largest show of its kind in the world. The annual four-day event features thousands of dogs, with competitors travelling from countries across the globe to take part and vie for the coveted title of 'Best in Show'. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

Good snores.

23. Bullmastiff

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 13: Geoffrey Cox MP gives his bullmastiff dog George a kiss during the Westminster Dog of The Year competition in Victoria Tower Gardens on October 13, 2011 in London, England. The annual competition was won by Conservative MP for Tiiverton and Honiton Neil Parish, who was among the 15 Conservatives to enter versus only two Labour MP entrants. (Photo by Peter Macdiarmid/Getty Images)

Good drool.

22. Irish Setter

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 11: An Irish Setter is posed for a photograph during the second day of Crufts Dog Show on March 11, 2016 in Birmingham, England. First held in 1891, Crufts is said to be the largest show of its kind in the world, the annual four-day event, features thousands of dogs, with competitors travelling from countries across the globe to take part and vie for the coveted title of 'Best in Show'. (Photo by Ben Pruchnie/Getty Images)

Incredible hairstyle.

21. Australian Shepherd

BIRMINGHAM, UNITED KINGDOM - MARCH 12: Chance an Australian Shepherd dog of the USA poses next to the trophy after winning 'Best in Show' at the 103rd Crufts dog show on March 12, 2006 in Birmingham, England. Over 23,000 top pedigree dogs from around the world are competed in over 2,000 individual classes for the prestigious title of "Best In Show" the pinnacle of any dog and owners career. Crufts was founded in 1891 and is the most prestigious and largest dog show in the world. (Photo by Christopher Furlong/Getty Images)

Beautiful eyes.

20. Bassett Hound

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 09: Bassett Hounds are judged in a show ring on the first day of Crufts Dog Show at the NEC Arena on March 09, 2017 in Birmingham, England. First held in 1891, Crufts is said to be the largest show of its kind in the world, the annual four-day event, features thousands of dogs, with competitors travelling from countries across the globe to take part and vie for the coveted title of 'Best in Show'. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

Good ears.

19. Shiba Inu

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 10: Oki, a Japanese Shiba Inu dog, poses for a photograph on the second day of Crufts Dog Show at the NEC Arena on March 10, 2017 in Birmingham, England. First held in 1891, Crufts is said to be the largest show of its kind in the world. The annual four-day event features thousands of dogs, with competitors travelling from countries across the globe to take part and vie for the coveted title of 'Best in Show'. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

A great dancer.

18. Bernese Mountain Dog

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 06: A Bernese Mountain Dog rests on the second day of Crufts dog show at the National Exhibition Centre on March 6, 2015 in Birmingham, England. First held in 1891, Crufts is said to be the largest show of its kind in the world, the annual four-day event, features thousands of dogs, with competitors travelling from countries across the globe to take part and vie for the coveted title of 'Best in Show'. (Photo by Carl Court/Getty Images)

Large and brave.

17. Siberian Husky

Portrait of Siberian Husky in winter; Shutterstock ID 241457692

Those heart-piercing eyes.

16. Dachshund

BATH, ENGLAND - APRIL 02: A dog carries a stick as more than 100 dachshunds and their owners, members of the Sausage Dog Club Bath, gather in front of the historic Royal Crescent in Bath's Royal Victoria Park on April 2, 2017 in Bath, England. The walk was to celebrate the canine club's second anniversary, which started by dog lover Lauren Barnes, who runs a business called Hound Bound and now has over 250 members with numbers growing. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

Long and smol.

15. Puli

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 11: A man stands with his komondor and puli dogs on the second day of the annual Crufts dog show at the National Exhibition Centre on March 11, 2011 in Birmingham, England. During this year's four-day competition nearly 22,000 dogs and their owners will vie for a variety of accolades, ultimately seeking the coveted 'Best In Show'. (Photo by Oli Scarff/Getty Images)

A mop.

14. Pembroke Welsh Corgi

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 10: A pair of corgi dogs arrive on the second day of Crufts Dog Show at the NEC Arena on March 10, 2017 in Birmingham, England. First held in 1891, Crufts is said to be the largest show of its kind in the world, the annual four-day event, features thousands of dogs, with competitors travelling from countries across the globe to take part and vie for the coveted title of 'Best in Show'. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

We’re stumped trying to figure out what’s not to love.

13. St. Bernard

PARIS - SEPTEMBER 16: ***EXCLUSIVE ACCESS*** Kim Kardashian strokes a dog at the Azzedine Alaia boutique on September 16, 2010 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Met Kim Kardashian.

12. Standard Poodle

NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 13: A Standard Poodle competes at the 141st Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, February 13, 2017 in New York City. There are 2874 dogs entered in this show with a total entry of 2908 in 200 different breeds or varieties, including 23 obedience entries. (Photo by Drew Angerer/Getty Images)

A good swimmer.

11. Dalmatian

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 13: Two dalmatian dogs wait in their stall on the final day of the annual Crufts dog show at the National Exhibition Centre on March 13, 2011 in Birmingham, England. During this year's four-day competition nearly 22,000 dogs and their owners will vie for a variety of accolades, ultimately seeking the coveted 'Best In Show'. (Photo by Oli Scarff/Getty Images)

Spotted: an angel.

10. Shar-Pei

NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 21: In this handout image provided by Dockers, Scooter, an eight-week old Shar-Pei, hangs in a carrier while waiting to enter the "Dockers Never Iron Cotton Khaki Mascot Casting Call" November 21, 2004 in New York City. Ten finalists will be posted on the Dockers website and the general public will cast their online votes to pick the winner. (Photo by Stephen Chernin/Dockers via Getty Images)

A friendly towel.

9. Laborador Retriever

NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 21: A Labrador Retriever, the number 1 most popular breed of 2016,is shown at The American Kennel Club Reveals The Most Popular Dog Breeds Of 2016 at AKC Canine Retreat on March 21, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

Loves to say hello.

8. Newfoundland

NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 11: A newfoundland waits to compete during the Westminster Dog Show on February 11, 2014 in New York City. The annual dog show has been showcasing the best dogs from around world for the last two days in New York. (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images)

Will save you from peril.

7. Old English Sheepdog

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 12: A Old English Sheepdog leaves the show on the final day of the Crufts Dog Show at the NEC Arena on March 12, 2017 in Birmingham, England. First held in 1891, Crufts is said to be the largest show of its kind in the world, the annual four-day event, features thousands of dogs, with competitors travelling from countries across the globe to take part and vie for the coveted title of 'Best in Show'. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

A heaping dose of shag.

6. Chow Chow

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 08: A Chow Chow sits in it's kennel on Day one of Crufts at the Birmingham NEC Arena on March 8, 2012 in Birmingham, England. During the annual four-day competition nearly 22,000 dogs and their owners will compete in a variety of categories, ultimately seeking the coveted prize of 'Best In Show'. (Photo by Dan Kitwood/Getty Images)

Like a lion, but better because of the squishy face.

5. Golden Retriever

The dog equivalent of Madonna’s “Ray of Light.”

4. American Eskimo Dog

Cute American eskimo dog breed posing to camera on the beach; Shutterstock ID 484310551

A cloud.

3. Afghan Hound

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MARCH 07: An Afghan Hound is led on the third day of Crufts dog show at the National Exhibition Centre on March 7, 2015 in Birmingham, England. First held in 1891, Crufts is said to be the largest show of its kind in the world. The annual four-day event features thousands of dogs, with competitors travelling from countries across the globe to take part and vie for the coveted title of 'Best in Show'. (Photo by Carl Court/Getty Images)

Very silky.

2. Great Pyrenees

Portrait of Great Pyrenees dog; Shutterstock ID 19193593

A bigger cloud.

1. Pomeranian

NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 05: Cheerio, Pomeranian, attends the Westminster Dog Show pre-event press conference at the Hotel Pennsylvania's Skytop Ballroom on February 5, 2009 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)

Wow.

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